I have a men’s spandex brief design that I love wearing but every time I put it on, something strange happens. I would say that the things are cursed or something but the strange things that happen are not always bad. Sometimes the things that happen are actually good, but the way they happen are just plain strange. I guess it’s a bit difficult to understand unless I give you some kind of example of what I am talking about. I will do my best to explain this, but bear with me as it is almost harder to put these things down in words than it is to explain it in person to someone.
The first time I ever wore this particular spandex brief design I ended up getting pulled over by the police on my way to a friend’s party. We were having an erotic dress party and I was speeding because I was a bit late. The office walked up to my window and proceeded with the usual requests. I noticed that the officer, a woman I might add, was staring at my briefs with a slight air of amusement on her face. I ended up convincing her to show up at that party after her shift, and she did.
Another time I was in an elevator with my spandex brief design on and it got stuck. I was with three other people and we ended up spending almost two hours in that thing. There came a point when the air conditioning went out and it was so hot that I stripped off my pants to cool down a bit. The woman in the elevator became appalled that I would wear something like that while the guy that was in there with us loved them. Then he stripped down to show me the spandex designs he was wearing. Things like this always seem to happen and I have been wearing them almost every day for the last six months because of that. Who knows what might happen next?