There are times when I am wearing one of my spandex brief designs that I want to rip my pants off and show the world what I have to offer. Unfortunately, those times are always at a moment when I am in a place that I should never rip my pants off or remove them in any other manner. Could you just imagine sitting in church or on a bus and having some guy jump up and start screaming about looking at his spandex while he is ripping his pants off and waving them over his head? Yeah, that guy would be me having my typical mental breakdown for the day if I didn’t control that urge.
Fortunately, I am capable of keeping my spandex brief designs hidden away from view when I am in places like that. On the other hand, when I am out on the beach, I get to show everyone what I am wearing. That is probably why I spend so much time on the beach these days. I really don’t understand why someone would want to buy and wear something like this without wanting to show them off at every opportunity. Talking to guys like that actually gives me a headache because all I want to do is show them off to the world.
The real funny thing about wearing spandex brief designs is that I know how they feel so well I can usually pick strangers out of a crowd and tell you what they are wearing under their pants. My friends all think that I am crazy and that there is no way of telling if I am right. At least there wasn’t until I started asking guys if they were wearing spandex or not under their clothes. Once my friends realized that I was able to pick these guys out; they started testing me all the time. It has turned into a rather fun game for us as you can guess. I really like playing it.