Spandex Brief Depression

 

I have a new spandex brief design that I would love to show off to the world but I don’t have anywhere to take them. There isn’t a beach anywhere near my house so that is kind of out of the question, and the parks in my town are not the best place for things like that. People in my town would think I had lost my mind or something if I showed up in the park wearing something like this. So I will probably have to go to the next town over on the weekends and wear my new briefs in order to fully enjoy them.

It really is sad that I can have new men’s spandex brief designs and have nowhere to go in them. I always imagined what it would be like to live in one of those cities where people are welcome to express their individuality in this way. Living with a bunch of close minded simpletons is not something I would suggest for guys that like to wear different things in public. These people just don’t understand what it’s like to not feel comfortable wearing the same thing everyone else is wearing all the time.

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I hope that one day my spandex brief fetish will allow me the chance to share it with those around me, but I’m not going to hold my breath. About the only way I would be able to do anything like that is if I ended up moving to a city a thousand miles away. Well, maybe not quite that far but you get the point I am trying to make. Hopefully, you will have better luck on wearing your new briefs in public while I sit back in my apartment and imagine that I am lying out on a soft sandy beach somewhere enjoying the sun in my new spandex. That is really a disheartening feeling.